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JAR JAR BINKS - THE TRUE EVIL

Yes, unfortunately it's true. The seemingly innocent Jar Jar binks is actually a violent, aggressive, maniacal Sith Apprentice. His Sith name is Darth Noying, and he was sent prior to Darth Maul to disrupt, spy on, and track the movements of the Jedi during their attempts to solve the Trade Federation problem.

It was no coincidence that Jar Jar "ran into" Qui-Gon in the forest. His Clark Kent-style bumblings concealed the fact that he is an evil super-Sith, well-trained in the dark side of the Force. Take a look at the exclusive scenes below, taken from the Sith Training Place on the planet Fakeroo. It shows the training session between Darth Maul and Jar Jar prior to their mission... and the true evil inside of Jar Jar:

THE SITH TRAINING SESSION

Darth Maul attacks Jar Jar first during the session.
Maul is in for a horrible surprise.

Jar Jar uses his staff to block Maul's assault.

Showing effortless skill, Jar Jar does a reverse block,
easily stopping the double-bladed saber.

With glowing rage, Jar Jar strikes Maul in the face
with the end of his staff. The training session should be over, but...

Jar Jar does not stop there. Consumed by anger, he knocks Maul
to the ground. Here, in a rare display, we see Maul beg Jar Jar to stop.

Jar Jar does not want to stop, and is about to beat Maul to death.
Jar Jar must be restrained by Darth Sidious and is taken away to calm down.

Notice the anger on his face. Jar Jar Binks, the picture of rage,
the embodiment of evil, and a true master of the Dark Side.



***Addendum***

Many of you have written in, voicing your thoughts on this matter. Here are some comments that need to be addressed:

"If Jar Jar was a sith apprentice his guise of clumsiness would be limited to the deception of the Jedi. Jar Jar was known by his people to be a screw-up. There was no indication {when Jar Jar was not in the presence of the Jedi} that he had any evil intentions. His bumbling was consistent throughout." --D.P.

That is a good point, however it's apparent that Jar Jar's mastery of the Dark Side permitted him fore-knowledge of who the Jedi would come into contact with during their mission. The Jedi would have sensed something fishy was up by reading the emotions of the other digital characters. In addition, Jar Jar had to follow Darth Sidious's orders, which reportedly were to: ''Fake them out. All of them.''

"Allright! Finally, somebody else thinks that he is pure evil too! And you have photo proof! Fight the power! Kill Darth Noying!" --Sir.Deadpool

Yes, when Jar Jar first appeared onscreen, we too knew he must die. However, our ultra-secret sources (the televised ILM special that we watched) reveal that Jar Jar will return in Episode Two: The Bigger Bank Account.

It is clear to me that Jar-Jar Binks was in fact using his Sith powers like Obi-Wan did to the stormtrooper in " A New Hope " to make them do just as Darth Sidious wanted. There was obviously no coincidence that Boss Nass decided on the spot to make him a general or that the Gungans got their asses creamed so badly by the Trade Federation's droid armies. --D.D.

An excellent point--one we never even considered! Going from "exiled" to "General" is obvious evidence of a diabolical trickery beyond what the average Sith is capable of. You see, Jar Jar's scheme is slowly being unraveled now that the truth is out there!

Jar-Jar is a [expletive deleted] and Qui-Gon should [expletive deleted] slap his Sith ass. Yeah kid. --J.H.

Spoken like a true Jedi. Unfortunately, thanks to Jar Jar's trickery, Qui-Gon is dead. Hopefully the combined forces of Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi will destroy Jar Jar in Episode Two. Unless, of course, it is Jar Jar who leads Anakin to the dark side...

Thinking about this further: It must have been JarJar who let Darth Maul know where the Queen had been taken, after all, he WAS along for the ride to Tatooine. Notice also that he tried to sabotage Annakin's pod by dropping a wrench in the engine prior to its first test! --J.L.

Egads! We never considered that one either--Jar Jar sure was fooling around near Anakin's pod--his bumblings concealed a dark plan of sabotage. Even C3P0 sensed something wrong with Jar Jar, and repeated his concerns several times to R2D2. Surely Jar Jar knows that Anakin is the saviour of the Dark Side--however Jar Jar's evil nature couldn't resist the temptation of causing harm, even to one of his own.

Jar Jar, was the most annoying, dispicable, unamusing character and he was the most obvious attempt at audience manipulation, that has ever surfaced on film. George Lucas thinks that America is so ignorant and stupid that he gives us Jar Jar to be our own personal narrator, because the average American is to thick to figure out what is really going on and when to laugh. Jar Jar tells us when to laugh and when there is nothing to laugh at, he gives us a lame reason to. --M.A.

Excellent. Your training is complete.

I think that Jar Jar will surely die in Episode 2 or 3. It is obvious, there is no trace or memory of him in Episode 4: A New Hope. --S.D.

Yes, no trace of him, the fact that Anakin built C3P0, and the high-concentrations of midichlorians floating in the Jedi's blood. Go figure.



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